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bruhmachine homer simpson when he sees a donut: đ¤¤
my bus driver when she ran over someones dog: âšī¸ 06:00 PM Jun 12th |
Previous Updates
- 10 is also pretty good 06:23 AM Jul 18th, 2023
- lil bit of a hot take here but ff13 is the only one that didn't put me to sleep the minute I played it, I don't get why its the "worst" one 06:23 AM Jul 18th, 2023
- bro spagettios were 2 for 10 you already know 05:36 AM Jul 18th, 2023
- y'all really out here harassing a fucking 10 year old genuinely get a fucking life you people sicken me 09:07 PM Jul 17th, 2023
- the fucking NASCAR race got rained out god dammit 08:01 PM Jul 16th, 2023
- dang I cannot stop tweeting BANGERS today 02:46 AM Jul 15th, 2023
- I wish I could give obama head 02:41 AM Jul 15th, 2023
- I wish I could kiss obama on his big bald head 02:41 AM Jul 15th, 2023
- the government be like: oh waaaa waaa waaa do your taxes me: lol no I hate you government 09:59 PM Jul 14th, 2023
- like change my mind honestly, tax evasion is a great thing and I hate taxes and they dumb as hell lol fuck taxes 09:57 PM Jul 14th, 2023
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