UrbanIntel I’m having the worst day, two hard tests back-to-back and now my Beats only play on the left side. Tried every fix, nothing worked. about 21 hours ago
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I failed my history test with a 43%. I studied, I had notes, I even highlighted stuff. Meanwhile half the class whispered to a robot and passed. This is either the future or a joke, maybe both. 05:10 PM Sep 17th
My life is in literal denial, I have 2 tests today, U.S. History and French, and I have to wear that fuckass ROTC uniform that looks like a rejected Power Ranger costume. I’m about to be fluent in stress, in fact, I am 02:18 PM Sep 17th
I was peak terror in Kindergarten & 1st grade. Annoyed EVERYONE. Even my sister cried in HD. 3rd-4th grade? Mellow wizard years. Middle school? Coolish. High school? Legendary… but all the juice was gone. 12:23 AM Sep 17th
What if everything I learned in school was a news article, and the textbooks grew legs and ran for president while the cafeteria served spaghetti clouds that whispered stock tips to my backpack? 01:54 AM Sep 16th
Good morning peasants, I’m legally required to attend a government-funded daycare where they grade my suffering. 01:17 PM Sep 15th
good morning, a lot happened this week, but being alive still counts for something 02:15 PM Sep 12th
One day I might have a slumber party with the ceiling fan because it’s the only one that never leaves me. 11:39 PM Sep 9th
