UrbanIntel I thought we had school today bro. Brain lied again. 03:06 PM Jan 5th
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If Christmas was in November, the world would just start glitching and stores would catch on fire from confusion. 01:26 AM Nov 5th, 2025
My nose burning so bad it feels like hell signed a lease in my face. 01:25 AM Nov 5th, 2025
I’m failing history so bad my brain feels like it’s bleeding out, a 24 in Q2, a 51 in S1, and I can feel my thoughts getting shredded like wet paper in a hurricane. 04:18 PM Oct 29th, 2025
I just played the hardest game in roblox ever! I fucking give up 11:50 PM Oct 21st, 2025
bro my fucking ear has been ringing since Thursday and it wont go away 11:18 PM Oct 21st, 2025
Man, I got school today, and time itself just flipped me off. 01:53 PM Oct 16th, 2025
I woke up so late the sun was already gossiping about me. 02:36 PM Oct 14th, 2025
I might never get a job, honestly, I’ll just live with my parents forever, watering the Wi-Fi and feeding the fridge emotional support. 12:48 AM Oct 8th, 2025
Time keeps waking up before I do. 01:25 PM Oct 7th, 2025
I’ve been pirating for five years, and my downloads now run on quantum spaghetti, no one can touch me. 03:06 AM Oct 7th, 2025
