UrbanIntel I thought we had school today bro. Brain lied again. 03:06 PM Jan 5th
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Happy 2026. The year spawned in early. 06:03 AM Jan 1st
2026 shows up labeled 2016, 2006, and 1996 at the same time. The calendar breaks. Nobody knows. 05:10 AM Jan 1st
It is 2026. Gravity left the chat. Start twerking anyway. 05:03 AM Jan 1st
Happy 2026 guyssss start dancing 04:59 AM Jan 1st
Two days till Christmas, zero sleep, loud music, start Harlem shaking in the living room. 11:04 PM Dec 23rd, 2025
I’m thankful for food and the fact nobody asked me to cook it. 09:01 PM Nov 26th, 2025
"What if you politician was in those files?" I GOT NO FAVORITES, LOCK THEIR ASSES UP! I DON’T WORSHIP POLITICIANS! EVERY CHILD GROOMER IN THE FIRE! I WOULDN’T CARE IF MY BEST FRIEND WAS ON THERE, LOCK ‘EM! 02:11 AM Nov 19th, 2025
BRO. Eight democrats folded like wet paper, Chuck Schumer out here doing cartwheels for corporations. Healthcare? Gone. Integrity? Dead. Y’all sold out, set yourselves on fire, I’m done. 10:35 AM Nov 10th, 2025
My braids hurt so bad I think my scalp just filed for divorce. 03:38 AM Nov 7th, 2025
