UrbanIntel I woke up so late the sun was already gossiping about me. about 19 hours ago
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I might never get a job, honestly, I’ll just live with my parents forever, watering the Wi-Fi and feeding the fridge emotional support. 12:48 AM Oct 8th
Time keeps waking up before I do. 01:25 PM Oct 7th
I’ve been pirating for five years, and my downloads now run on quantum spaghetti, no one can touch me. 03:06 AM Oct 7th
I hate that I have school today, but at least I get a four-day weekend. 02:12 PM Oct 6th
I only take advice from people who still remember when Wi-Fi had a password like “linksys.” 11:16 PM Oct 5th
I’m not gonna lie, I just want my four-day weekend to come already. Mentally, I’ve clocked out. 04:03 PM Oct 5th
Me in skinny jeans look like a retired soccer mom. 01:19 PM Oct 4th
I miss being a kid. yeah I was cringe, annoying, probably thought yelling ‘rawr xD’ was peak comedy, but honestly I’d go back in a heartbeat. 01:24 AM Oct 4th
Windows 10 support ends Oct 14, 2025? Cool. I’m not updating to Windows 11. I’ll just live here in my cursed little PC purgatory, where every update scares me and every error message feels like a life lesson 01:56 AM Oct 2nd
