UrbanIntel I woke up so late the sun was already gossiping about me. about 22 hours ago
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It’s the first of the month and the U.S. government just straight up shut down. Everyone’s confused, nothing works, and somehow we’re all still expected to pay bills. 02:46 PM Oct 1st
I got a history test tomorrow, like the past itself is about to pull up and jump me. 11:31 PM Sep 29th
I swear, if some random kid looks me dead in the eye and says, “What’s a cartoon?” I’m gonna have a public meltdown so loud Bugs Bunny himself gon’ sue me 10:02 AM Sep 29th
I still think about my second grade teacher sometimes. It’s been eight years, and I kinda wish I could see her again, just to know if she actually remembers me, or if I was just another kid who asked for help spelling “because.” 04:40 PM Sep 28th
Trump out here like “Tylenol causes autism” bro I can’t even take Advil without crying in the shower, what are you talking about 💀 01:43 PM Sep 26th
My history class smells like someone spilled bleach on a timeline and left it there. 02:51 PM Sep 25th
I’m the kind of early Ethan who wakes up at 3 AM just to watch 90’s Nickelodeon reruns, then immediately betrays myself by falling back asleep mid-theme song. 12:23 PM Sep 25th
I’m the type of early Ethan to wake up at 3:00 AM and watch Regular Show or SpongeBob while slowly convincing myself I’m ready for school. 03:36 AM Sep 24th
The worst feeling ever is watching a movie and suddenly it turns into a documentary about your GPA because you gotta take notes. 02:35 PM Sep 23rd
I feel like I got a ton of work to finish, but really I don’t. 02:09 PM Sep 23rd
