UrbanIntel I woke up so late the sun was already gossiping about me. 02:36 PM Oct 14th
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I lost my fucking school ID bro, and the room locked… life really playing with me rn. 12:19 PM Sep 23rd
Bad Morning America, I rise from bed like a discounted action figure, still in the box, but already broken, on my way to school. 12:56 PM Sep 22nd
Sparta Remixes may have faded long ago, but they will never truly disappear, they’ll always remain. 03:04 PM Sep 21st
My week of suffering is finally over, for now. 02:37 PM Sep 19th
I’m having the worst day, two hard tests back-to-back and now my Beats only play on the left side. Tried every fix, nothing worked. 01:06 AM Sep 18th
I failed my history test with a 43%. I studied, I had notes, I even highlighted stuff. Meanwhile half the class whispered to a robot and passed. This is either the future or a joke, maybe both. 05:10 PM Sep 17th
My life is in literal denial, I have 2 tests today, U.S. History and French, and I have to wear that fuckass ROTC uniform that looks like a rejected Power Ranger costume. I’m about to be fluent in stress, in fact, I am 02:18 PM Sep 17th
I was peak terror in Kindergarten & 1st grade. Annoyed EVERYONE. Even my sister cried in HD. 3rd-4th grade? Mellow wizard years. Middle school? Coolish. High school? Legendary… but all the juice was gone. 12:23 AM Sep 17th
What if everything I learned in school was a news article, and the textbooks grew legs and ran for president while the cafeteria served spaghetti clouds that whispered stock tips to my backpack? 01:54 AM Sep 16th
Good morning peasants, I’m legally required to attend a government-funded daycare where they grade my suffering. 01:17 PM Sep 15th
