UrbanIntel I thought we had school today bro. Brain lied again. 03:06 PM Jan 5th
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I hate that I have school today, but at least I get a four-day weekend. 02:12 PM Oct 6th, 2025
I only take advice from people who still remember when Wi-Fi had a password like “linksys.” 11:16 PM Oct 5th, 2025
I’m not gonna lie, I just want my four-day weekend to come already. Mentally, I’ve clocked out. 04:03 PM Oct 5th, 2025
Me in skinny jeans look like a retired soccer mom. 01:19 PM Oct 4th, 2025
I miss being a kid. yeah I was cringe, annoying, probably thought yelling ‘rawr xD’ was peak comedy, but honestly I’d go back in a heartbeat. 01:24 AM Oct 4th, 2025
Windows 10 support ends Oct 14, 2025? Cool. I’m not updating to Windows 11. I’ll just live here in my cursed little PC purgatory, where every update scares me and every error message feels like a life lesson 01:56 AM Oct 2nd, 2025
It’s the first of the month and the U.S. government just straight up shut down. Everyone’s confused, nothing works, and somehow we’re all still expected to pay bills. 02:46 PM Oct 1st, 2025
I got a history test tomorrow, like the past itself is about to pull up and jump me. 11:31 PM Sep 29th, 2025
I swear, if some random kid looks me dead in the eye and says, “What’s a cartoon?” I’m gonna have a public meltdown so loud Bugs Bunny himself gon’ sue me 10:02 AM Sep 29th, 2025
I still think about my second grade teacher sometimes. It’s been eight years, and I kinda wish I could see her again, just to know if she actually remembers me, or if I was just another kid who asked for help spelling “because.” 04:40 PM Sep 28th, 2025
