UrbanIntel I thought we had school today bro. Brain lied again. 03:06 PM Jan 5th
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Trump out here like “Tylenol causes autism” bro I can’t even take Advil without crying in the shower, what are you talking about 💀 01:43 PM Sep 26th, 2025
My history class smells like someone spilled bleach on a timeline and left it there. 02:51 PM Sep 25th, 2025
I’m the kind of early Ethan who wakes up at 3 AM just to watch 90’s Nickelodeon reruns, then immediately betrays myself by falling back asleep mid-theme song. 12:23 PM Sep 25th, 2025
I’m the type of early Ethan to wake up at 3:00 AM and watch Regular Show or SpongeBob while slowly convincing myself I’m ready for school. 03:36 AM Sep 24th, 2025
The worst feeling ever is watching a movie and suddenly it turns into a documentary about your GPA because you gotta take notes. 02:35 PM Sep 23rd, 2025
I feel like I got a ton of work to finish, but really I don’t. 02:09 PM Sep 23rd, 2025
I lost my fucking school ID bro, and the room locked… life really playing with me rn. 12:19 PM Sep 23rd, 2025
Bad Morning America, I rise from bed like a discounted action figure, still in the box, but already broken, on my way to school. 12:56 PM Sep 22nd, 2025
Sparta Remixes may have faded long ago, but they will never truly disappear, they’ll always remain. 03:04 PM Sep 21st, 2025
My week of suffering is finally over, for now. 02:37 PM Sep 19th, 2025
