UrbanIntel I’m thankful for food and the fact nobody asked me to cook it. 09:01 PM Nov 26th
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"What if you politician was in those files?" I GOT NO FAVORITES, LOCK THEIR ASSES UP! I DON’T WORSHIP POLITICIANS! EVERY CHILD GROOMER IN THE FIRE! I WOULDN’T CARE IF MY BEST FRIEND WAS ON THERE, LOCK ‘EM! 02:11 AM Nov 19th
BRO. Eight democrats folded like wet paper, Chuck Schumer out here doing cartwheels for corporations. Healthcare? Gone. Integrity? Dead. Y’all sold out, set yourselves on fire, I’m done. 10:35 AM Nov 10th
My braids hurt so bad I think my scalp just filed for divorce. 03:38 AM Nov 7th
If Christmas was in November, the world would just start glitching and stores would catch on fire from confusion. 01:26 AM Nov 5th
My nose burning so bad it feels like hell signed a lease in my face. 01:25 AM Nov 5th
I’m failing history so bad my brain feels like it’s bleeding out, a 24 in Q2, a 51 in S1, and I can feel my thoughts getting shredded like wet paper in a hurricane. 04:18 PM Oct 29th
I just played the hardest game in roblox ever! I fucking give up 11:50 PM Oct 21st
bro my fucking ear has been ringing since Thursday and it wont go away 11:18 PM Oct 21st
Man, I got school today, and time itself just flipped me off. 01:53 PM Oct 16th
